"When parking in San Francisco, don't walk away from your car until you've analyzed all of the signs within a block radius like an English major close-reading Pynchon. I'm kidding, but kind of not."
This literally made me laugh out loud.
"Remember where you were, when you could still laugh about teabaggers and racists and Arizonans, because funny time is almost over." (almost?)
"An homage to the great Alvin Lucier, this piece explores the 'photocopy effect', where upon repeated copies the object begin to accumulate the idiosyncrasies of the medium doing the copying" - video uploaded to YouTube 1000x
"We’ve been accused of using it as a stunt" unbelievable that people can be so moronic
...so you might as well come to the M6 show at the Tank, Thurs 5/27 7:30pm http://bit.ly/9KB1YC
“People used to sit and listen to music. It was an activity. It is no longer consumed as an event that you pay attention to.”
"what now looks like the freakiest Lady Gaga video ever"
"Police do not know what may have prompted the tire slashings." mmm-hmmm. (via sfappeal)
"So someone who's a freshman (or a young sophomore) in college has never known a world without new episodes of Law & Order."
"ALL DOGS MUST BE ON LEADS. ALL HUMANS MUST BE ATTACHED TO THE OTHER ENDS OF SAID LEADS. " (h/t oboeinsight)
"a match made in contrapuntal heaven"
"A lot of times musicians are treated really badly in this business. They’re generally not invited to premières, or even to cast-and-crew parties. And you don’t see their names in the end credits. It’s pretty much the only job on the crew where you gotta practice twenty or thirty years to be able to do what they do. Yet so many other people get to see their names up there, including, you know, the guy who brings the doughnuts. Not to diminish the guy who brings the doughnuts! We like him, too!"
Chloe Veltman: "I was thrilled to catch the local choral ensemble Volti rehearsing for a pair of concerts this weekend. It was amazing to watch the singers' body language change as they sang... Their bodies went from being rigid to supple. Their faces relaxed. It was like watching the musical equivalent of deep-tissue massage happening right before my eyes."
"Excess baggage can indeed be heavy and there is nothing like a hot man to help you unload it."
"in the tradition of sailor-style anglicization that transformed the Bellerophon into the Billy Ruffian, Eyjafjallajökull should become "Fat Yokel". Ray embodied that suggestion in four sample verses."
bassoon quartet performs lady gaga medley in costume. don't say i didn't warn you.
"YouTuber Brandon Hardesty re-enacts all of the roles (yes, including Hitler) in the "Downfall" scene"
"A: i want to see a live Makropoulos case / A: how is that going to happen / J: come to SF with me in November / A: oh? / A: oh mattila in san francisco! / A: done"
Michael Azerrad: "Some people are really upset by my argument that snarly, abrasive music just isn't the pre-eminent soundtrack to the progressive mindset anymore. But it's not even an argument. It's pointing out a fact. Just look at the indie/underground musicians who are popular now — snarly and abrasive is passé. Does the National make you want to go out and fuck shit up? Or are they more likely to inspire you to make a Google Maps hack for plotting safe bicycle routes through your town?"